last night there was this fly in my room and it was annoying me to all hell ‘cause it kept buzzing around my head and my lamp and i could hear it even over my fucking headphones while i was watching something. and then it landed on my laptop screen so i was like, trying to swat it away, and it landed on my bed. so i grabbed this big notepad and went to swat at it to get it to fly away somewhere i could kill it better, but when i went to hit it, it just sat there and i was like wtf. so then i held out the notepad and the little bro just crawled onto it and was just chilling with me. idk if it was hurt so it couldn’t fly, or if it was too scared to, or if it gave up on preserving its life, or what, but it decided to trust me and get on my notepad. i walked over to the door, opened it, and then held out the notepad and shook it around a bit until the fly was off. then i closed my door so it couldn’t get back in and bug (pun intended) me again. basically i am feeling like such a bro for choosing not to kill that fly. that was probably the least shitty thing i’ve done all week. me and that fly have a cemented friendship now. i really hope my pal’s not dead. flies have a lifespan of like 36 hours, right? it’s been 24. damn, where are you, fly buddy?
anyway, that’s my inspiring story. hopefully if the opportunity presents itself to you, you’ll choose to let the fly crawl onto your notepad too. and i hope you can extend the same courtesy to humans as well. if you disagree with what they’re doing and the way they’re living their life, why not just live separately? if you’re not around them, why let it bother you? it doesn’t bother me that my fly bro is buzzing around somewhere else. i can’t see it or hear it, and it’s not doing any harm to me, so why should i persecute it? think about that.
Feminism needs to be authentically intersectional, or nothing at all. This speaks volumes
I am really interested in these tag posts so here is another
DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.
That is the best story I have ever heard.
Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.
Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.
shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.
this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry
YES. There was the fan screening and Q&A tonight with the cast for free for the first 275 people that arrived to the theatre. No necessary tickets or badge. So yes now a bunch of people have seen the movie.
Holland’s reaction when she found out they’re going to do memes
Holland Roden and Tyler Hoechlin attend MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ panel during Comic-Con